A son excitedly calls up his father. His wife has just given birth to a beautiful baby girl.
"Dad, Dad! I’m a Dad now!" he says, tears in his eyes
Over the line, his father smiles.
"Hi, a Dad now. I’m Grandpa."
I’ve watched this gif about a hundred times in a row and I smile every time
MY CAT DOES THIS I THOUGHT I WE WERE THE ONLY ONES, AWWW THIS LOVE IS AMAZING
parents making sex jokes
grandparents making sex jokes
nine-year-olds making sex jokes
we get from parent sex jokes to hitler
All conversations eventually lead to Hitler
LET’S GET BACK TO NINE
Me when you talk
why is she naked
because people dont bathe with fucking clothes on
How the world is celebrating the life of Nelson Mandela.
this is just so beautiful ♥️
How History Books Will Remember The Government Shut Down: A Masterpost
once in 5th grade the teacher asked me a question in math class and i was so stressed out that i literally fainted. I dropped on the ground and all the kids freaked out and the ambulance had to come and i was sick for like a week afterwards.
This sums up my relationship with math.
the main thing i hate about christmas is the fact i am too poor to buy lovely gifts for all the sweet people in my life that deserve them