I had to stare at this for like a whole 45 seconds before realizing that it was okay to proceed on my own
"IM the adult" I whispered as I booped ok with the tip of my nose
What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
i am literally doing the most pointless thing rn oh my god
i hate myself
are you fucking kidding me
is that michaelangelo’s david on a banana?
please stop tagging your dorito hate in the doritos tag
why are you in the doritos tag
why arent you in the doritos tag
why is there hate in the doritos tag
why is there a doritos tag
typical representation of people 1 week before finals.
why are they writing with a spoon?
no but the best part is how he got the name:
his name was originally “potatoes,” and his owner, willoughby bertie, told the stable lad who helped him to write the horse’s name on a feed bin. the boy misheard it as, literally “pot-eight-o’s” and wrote it with 8 o’s. bertie found it so funny that he kept that as the horses name.
This is the most beautiful horse-related story I’ve ever heard.
I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.