christel-thoughts:

Perfect

christel-thoughts:

Perfect

srkdall:

5265ad:

I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

classy-kate:

i-wanna-be-stereotyped:

I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.

Someone finally said it

moo-im-a-goat-loki:

just-a-gay-bitch:

one time my friend started dating this anti-gay, pro-life conservative boy and she made him liberal but now he’s gay so it sort of backfired except not for me cause i gave him a blowjob

That was wild from start to finish

You are such a good person and your friendship means so much to me I know I suck sometimes but you are so great omg you inspire me please don't hate me ever you're great.
Anonymous

who are you talk to me friend pls 

gorrgon:

for a person who isn’t exclusively attracted to people of the same gender I sure do say im gay a lot

yourvoiceinnovember:

this looks like a senior class picture of guinea pigs

yourvoiceinnovember:

this looks like a senior class picture of guinea pigs

hellabloggin:

yes hello id like to buy this painting!! its just so beautiful. ive fallen in love and i have to have it. how much is it??? wait. what do you mean thats a mirror

I WAS INSPECTING MY CAR AFTER DANCE BECAUSE IT WAS RATTLING AND I DIDNT WANT TO DRIVE IF IT WOULD BREAK AND THE BACK WINDSHIELD FELL OFF

IT FELL. OFF.

SO NOW MY WINDSHIELD IS JUST SITTING IN THE TRUNK OF MY CAR AND IDK WHAT TO DO WITH IT.